Intervention: Volume 2 — Western (un)Fair

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Western (un)Fair

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Some other reasons not to go to a fair…

  1. Babies (and pre-teens, who are like babies only they kick harder when you pinch their cheeks).
  2. Games you can never win…it’s like being a member of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
  3. Carnies. There are carnies at fairs still, right?
  4. Vomiting (both food and ride related).
  5. Cattle wrangling/Cock Fights (lack thereof)/Russian Roulette (also lack thereof).
  6. The smell. That’s something you will never get out of there…ever.