Jeff was going to join the debate team back in high school, but apparently calling your opponent “Hitler” doesn’t mean you automatically win…even if it’s really hard to argue with anyone who just accused you of being Hitler. What do you say to that? “No I’m not” But then what if they’re like “Oh, but you think Hitler’s an okay guy?” and you’re like “No, not at all” and they’re like “So you agree with me!” and you just lost!
This is how Jeff’s trips to Future Shop end.