The Cripple Card

Trish, Jeff’s older sister, used to call him “The Poor Little Boy in a Wheelchair,” in reference to his ability to get basically whatever he wanted simply because of the wheelchair. Taking Uncle Ben’s advice, Jeff always used this power cautiously and only for good. For anyone else out there currently holding a Cripple Card, use it wisely, because you never know when it’s going to blow up in your big dumb crippled face.