Archive for August, 2011

Definitions of Truth

0 No Comments
Definitions of Truth

Click to enlarge

It’s interesting how people can leave out/manipulate facts to support their arguments. Che Guevara was a bad man because he murdered people. Barack Obama is a good President because he isn’t closing down Guantanamo Bay as promised.

Fact really just depends on how you look at things.

Having said that, it’s a fact that Sessionals are cannibals. I’m looking in your direction, Michael Daubs.

This concludes Season 3 of Cripz; we hope everyone liked it. Check back next week for the beginning of Season 4, which promises to be bigger and better than ever! Or at least promises new episodes with marginally better jokes. Okay…well, there will be drawings of wheelchairs, that much we can promise.

TRANSCRIPT

Cell 01

Rhett:
…and with that, the Zapatista movement of the Chiapas, Mexico, achieved victory. None of this could be possible without the heroic actions of the masked man, Subcommendente Marcos, a presumed farmer who rose up and boldly said to the capitalists “Get your hands off me, you damn, dirty, apes.” Questions?

Cell 02

Kate:
Wait, that happened back in 1994…is anything really different in Mexico now? I’d hardly call chilling in the jungle and releasing essays and decrees a revolution when Vincente Fox stayed in power and capitalism still reigns…

Cell 03

Rhett:
Ah, but Fox did lose power and left office.

Granted, it was because he lost an election…but we all know it was the EZLN that brought the defeat about.

Cell 04

Kate:
Isn’t Calderon just as, if not more, conservative than Fox? And what’s more, isn’t it widely agreed that Subcommendente Marcos is actually a professor and, as such, likely wealthy?

Cell 05

Rhett:
That’s what the FBI wants you to think. Besides, do you have any idea how much professor’s make now-a-days? They might as well be farmers.

Cell 06

Rhett:
Only problem is that farmers can at least eat their crops if money is tight. If a prof did that it’d be cannibalism.

Although, I’m sure some Sessionals have considered eating their TAs—grad students will do anything if they think it’ll get them a job after…

Definitions of Truth

It’s interesting how people can leave out/manipulate facts to support their arguments. Che Guevara was a bad man because he murdered people. Barack Obama is a good President because he isn’t closing down Guantanamo Bay as promised. Fact really just depends on how you look at things. Having said that, it’s a fact that Sessionals […]

Read More

Healthy Body Image

0 No Comments
Healthy Body Image

Click to enlarge

We think Drake might be a bit misinformed about why women get breast reduction surgery…

Yep. He actually said that. You can check out the full interview here.

Read More

Healthy Body Image

We think Drake might be a bit misinformed about why women get breast reduction surgery… Yep. He actually said that. You can check out the full interview here.

Read More

Slut Walk

0 No Comments
Slut Walk

Click to enlarge

Although not related in content, this one goes out to all the Backyard Chicken fans who didn’t get their wish at City Council tonight. Oh, also goes out to the dude who scored a big bonus in the Mayors office. Tax freeze?

 

Slut Walk

Although not related in content, this one goes out to all the Backyard Chicken fans who didn’t get their wish at City Council tonight. Oh, also goes out to the dude who scored a big bonus in the Mayors office. Tax freeze?  

Read More

Pros and Cons of Internet Research

1 1 Comment
Pros and Cons of Internet Research

Click to enlarge

Jeff wasn’t sure what to say on this blog. Clara suggested to just say “Sup, here’s an episode.”

So, S’up? Here’s an episode.

Also, this episode goes out to all the awesome players who attended the CEWHA Allied Cup Electric Wheelchair Hockey Tournament in London this previous weekend. It was an awesome tournament and Jeff made a ton of new friends. Also, London won for the first time ever. Huzzah!

 

Pros and Cons of Internet Research

Jeff wasn’t sure what to say on this blog. Clara suggested to just say “Sup, here’s an episode.” So, S’up? Here’s an episode. Also, this episode goes out to all the awesome players who attended the CEWHA Allied Cup Electric Wheelchair Hockey Tournament in London this previous weekend. It was an awesome tournament and Jeff […]

Read More

Uncivil Obedience

2 2 Comments
Uncivil Obedience

Click to enlarge

We’ve always been curious about what you could get away with playing the cripple card. Missed appointment? Sure. Late assignment? Maybe. Bombed exam? Possible. Trashing a store? Not so sure. One can hope though, right?

Uncivil Obedience

We’ve always been curious about what you could get away with playing the cripple card. Missed appointment? Sure. Late assignment? Maybe. Bombed exam? Possible. Trashing a store? Not so sure. One can hope though, right?

Read More