Things You Shouldn’t Ask Strangers

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We interrupt our regular scheduled program for a story too good to be true. Yep, this actually happened a few days ago in downtown London. While it’s not the first time someone has simply assumed the girl with Jeff must be his nurse, and likely won’t be the last it happens either, it was definitely the most blunt. Jeff finds it extremely frustrating to have people continually assume the only reason he would be with a girl is if he’s related to her or he’s paying her to keep him alive. The unfortunately side of this experience is the guy did seem genuinely lonely. Maybe he wanted to ask Clara out?

Well anyway, if it makes you feel any better he didn’t actually sulk away…at least not all of the way. He sulked for a few steps until busting out some pretty radtacular Michael Jackson dance moves down Dundas Street. Evidently, Billie Jean was not his lover either.

Things You Shouldn’t Ask Strangers

We interrupt our regular scheduled program for a story too good to be true. Yep, this actually happened a few days ago in downtown London. While it’s not the first time someone has simply assumed the girl with Jeff must be his nurse, and likely won’t be the last it happens either, it was definitely […]

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Comic History: Stephen Hawking

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Comic History: Stephen Hawking

Today’s episode is the first in a new series we’re calling “Comic History,” which depicts real events that have happened to Clara and Jeff which were simply too funny/astonishing to not share with everyone. Please be clear, these are real events that are as accurate representations of what happened as possible.

Our first offering happened several months ago when Clara and Jeff were walking to Starbucks and an individual carrying more bags than he knew what to do with approached them, stared at Jeff intensely and launched the following conversation. Sometimes being stuck at those red lights is absolute murder because you have no where to run. Anyway, the encounter left us wondering did he A) really want to talk to us about Kurzweil and just ran out of things to talk about, B) really wanted to yell at someone about what Hawking had said and someone in a wheelchair seemed appropriate, or C) did seeing the wheelchair and the chocolate lab, together, provide him with a genuine eureka moment where the mysteries of the world suddenly pulled back and with unclouded vision he discovered the secret of our origins?

We may never know.

Maybe Stephen Hawking will write about it in his next book?

Stephen Hawking

Today’s episode is the first in a new series we’re calling “Comic History,” which depicts real events that have happened to Clara and Jeff which were simply too funny/astonishing to not share with everyone. Please be clear, these are real events that are as accurate representations of what happened as possible. Our first offering happened […]

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