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Well that doesn’t look good…

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A photo of a London Police Officer parked in a handicapped parking spot

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do...?

In case you missed it, a few months back my life long dream of catching a police car parked in a handicapped parking zone came true: it wouldn’t have been so funny if it wasn’t so sad and absurd at the same time.

Absurdity has struck again in London, as yesterday on my walk to work I snapped this gem with my iPhone: a London Parks and Rec truck parked in the same handicapped parking spot as the police officer a few months ago.

Yikes, that doesn’t really send the right message to the public, does it Parks and Rec?

A London Parks and Rec truck illegally parked in a wheelchair parking spot

Maybe the wheelchair goes in the back of the truck?

It shouldn’t need to be said, but apparently does, that these accessible spots are designated ONLY for people who have accessible parking permits. The reason for this is because some people, particularly those with physical limitations, aren’t able to walk across large parking lots and require the closer space. For me, accessible spaces are important because they provide me a large enough space to safely deploy my lift so I can get out of the vehicle. These spots are not about convenience or privilege–without accessible parking spots we could not drive ourselves and we all know the LTC (and by extension, Paratransit) aren’t getting us anywhere. It should also be noted that leaving accessible spaces isn’t just a nice thing to do–parking in one without a visible permit could cost you over $300 in fines.

Aside from the fact that this individual has broken the law while representing the City, and will possibly be receiving a large fine for his or her ignorance, I think there is more to this story. In fact, I think this photo is a perfect metaphor to express how disability and accessibility is thought about by leaders in London–their unawareness of our needs is literally blocking us from accessing the city.

In case you missed it, a few months back my life long dream of catching a police car parked in a handicapped parking zone came true: it wouldn’t have been so funny if it wasn’t so sad and absurd at the same time. Absurdity has struck again in London, as yesterday on my walk to…

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Go see “Time To Put My Socks On” or else!

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Just a heads up that a fabulous show starring disabled comedian Alan Shain is on TONIGHT in Ottawa at the Irving Greenberg Theatre Centre studio. The show is apparently fantastic, so says a savvy reviewer here. If you’re in Ottawa and looking for a gay ol’ night on the town, head over and see a professional at the top of his game.

Just a heads up that a fabulous show starring disabled comedian Alan Shain is on TONIGHT in Ottawa at the Irving Greenberg Theatre Centre studio. The show is apparently fantastic, so says a savvy reviewer here. If you’re in Ottawa and looking for a gay ol’ night on the town, head over and see a…

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A Special Announcement

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From the moment I was diagnosed at 3 months old with Congenital, Muscular Dystrophy my parents raised me to be a fighter. While my parents acknowledged there would be challenges, they truly believed life with a disability did not have to be a life of no ability. It is because of their undying support that I have been able to accomplish some pretty amazing things in my short life, all because they wouldn’t let me use the word “can’t.” In many ways, it was for my parents that I set off from London in 2008, to honour their hard work and help show the people of Ontario just how “able” someone with a disability could be. On my trip to Ottawa, I hoped to show people that contrary to the popular euphemism “confined to a wheelchair,” wheelchairs are actually about freedom. Unfortunately, wheelchairs are expensive pieces of equipment, the average electric chair running over $20,000, with limited funding to offset the burden placed on families whose youth have disabilities. The result are youth left stuck, immobile in their own homes, watching their friends play as they wait for funding to come through.

Enter Easter Seals Ontario. Easter Seals is an organization that helps fund the costs of these crucial pieces of equipment to help get kids moving again. Over the years, Easter Seals has helped thousands of families like mine purchase equipment that helps us overcome our limitations and live independent lives. Recently though, as our community tightens our collective belts, Easter Seals London had to waitlist two families in dire need of equipment funding last year, a nightmare scenario set to repeat itself this year as international disasters have diverted much of the local moneys to support those worthy causes. The result, however, is more families in London may be waitlisted this year, left in the lurch, waiting for equipment that is needed now.

On May 29th in Springbank Park, supporters of Easter Seals are gathering for the “Walk With Me” event to help raise money to ensure this does not happen. Youth and adults alike from the London community will be using their legs to help kids with disabilities get moving and it didn’t seem right for me to not do my part and help out. It is for this reason that on Friday, May 28th of 2010, I am taking to the road once again, this time driving my electric wheelchair around the circumference of London to raise awareness about the dire need of funding for Easter Seals in London to help us continue to support youth with disabilities in our community. The marathon will take me over 10 hours to complete, start to finish, and will be the longest drive in a single day that I have ever made in my electric wheelchair, totaling over 90km. The trip will be tough and the road will be long, but it’s a journey that would not have been possible without organizations like Easter Seals to help pay for the wheelchair. On May 28th of 2010, I will show London just how able we can be if we have the right support and that’s where you come in.

On Friday, while I’m out on the road, show your support by going to the Easter Seals Ontario website and making a donation online or make a donation to support a friend or family member who is participating in the “Walk With Me” event on Saturday. Your donation will go a long way to getting kids with disabilities in London moving again.

From the moment I was diagnosed at 3 months old with Congenital, Muscular Dystrophy my parents raised me to be a fighter. While my parents acknowledged there would be challenges, they truly believed life with a disability did not have to be a life of no ability. It is because of their undying support that I have…

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Dating Advice…!

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So, I’m toying with the idea of starting a mini dating advice column here.  Depending on the response, of course.  So if you’re sick of posting on Craigslist and following girls into alleys to no avail, and you want some dating advice, disability-related or otherwise, email me at clara@cripz.ca.  I’m an expert, you see, because I have no qualifications whatsoever to be answering your questions and was in fact mostly pressured into it by Jeff.   To christen this little column, I’m going to start by giving some advice to these fellows right here:

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Point One: Honesty is key, Boys on Wheels.  Did you really hear the doctor say that the moment you were born?  I really don’t think you did.

Point Two:  Kare Conradi reference?  Who ARE you?

Point Three: Wind machine at 1.03 and 1.22.  What is this, Total Eclipse of the Heart?  Just…no.

Point Four:  For real now.  Rule number one of like, life: show, don’t tell.  If you are greeting women by assuring them your balls are okay, the rest of you is probably not okay.  If you are assuming romantic interest will not garden in someone who thinks your balls might not be okay, then you are selling yourself short.  Act confidently–because you can do that, because you, and not just your balls, are probably ok (unless you are this)–and forget about your balls for a while.  Because someone who won’t give you the time of day based on a slim possibility that you have inferior gonads isn’t worth your time.  And a confident attitude, in actions, which speak louder than words, which are cheap, will hint at a functional pair of cajones anyways, hopefully.

So, I’m toying with the idea of starting a mini dating advice column here.  Depending on the response, of course.  So if you’re sick of posting on Craigslist and following girls into alleys to no avail, and you want some dating advice, disability-related or otherwise, email me at clara@cripz.ca.  I’m an expert, you see, because…

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Funny Kids with Disability

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So I was checking out the google analytics for the website when I discovered one brilliant gentleman found our site by googling “funny kids with disability.” What could he possibly been searching for? Are kids with disabilities funnier than kids without disabilities? Does this individual only appreciate the comedy stylings of youth with limitations? A knock-knock joke just isn’t the same without 4 wheels and some steel.

Hats off to you, funny kids with disability guy, you have made my day.

So I was checking out the google analytics for the website when I discovered one brilliant gentleman found our site by googling “funny kids with disability.” What could he possibly been searching for? Are kids with disabilities funnier than kids without disabilities? Does this individual only appreciate the comedy stylings of youth with limitations? A…

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Coming soon…to a monitor near you!

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Many months ago, on a cold evening in November, Clara and I were walking to the local Starbucks in hopes of finding something to distract us from the school work at hand. It was along the way that we got talking about how there were so few TV shows and movies about people with disabilities, and those who did valiantly attempt to tell a story about disability ended up botching it horribly, making something more like a tragic comedy rather than something that speaks to our collective experience. It was during this gripe-fest that Clara abruptly looked over, caught my eye, and said: “Well why don’t we try telling a story about disability?” I made two very important realizations in that moment. First, I decided it was time for someone to produce a story about disability for people with disabilities that was funny, honest, and could be enjoyed by everyone. The second realization, and perhaps most important, was that somehow I had managed to trick the most incredible girl in the world to go out on a date with me. But that’s a story for another time.

Rather, we decided to tell the humorous story of two fictional disabled high school students, Rhett Breton and Griffin Moonlove, and chronicle their adventures throughout those awkward teenage years we all love to forget. On Saturday, May 1st the first episode of Cripz will go live, right here at cripzthecomic.com or cripz.ca (for you canuckle-heads out there). There will be a new episode released every Wednesday, so check back often! If you really enjoy the comic and want to help it continue, please hit the donate button on the side of the page and give what you can–every little bit helps.

So, are you an individual with a disability wondering where all the stories about your life are? You’ve come to the right place.

Are you an individual who is curious about what life with a disability is really all about? Strap in and we hope you enjoy the ride!

Came here accidentally and don’t know what in the world we’re talking about? That’s okay, stick around and see if you find something you like.

See you in the funny pages,

Jeff Preston

Many months ago, on a cold evening in November, Clara and I were walking to the local Starbucks in hopes of finding something to distract us from the school work at hand. It was along the way that we got talking about how there were so few TV shows and movies about people with disabilities,…

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