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We think Drake might be a bit misinformed about why women get breast reduction surgery…

Yep. He actually said that. You can check out the full interview here.

TRANSCRIPT:

Cell 01

Griff:
Aiight, so I had a hard time deciding what to do my final project on but Kate’s presentation last class kinda inspirationalized me.

Cell 02

Griff:
It got me thinkin’ about what men could be doin’ to help the ladies with the feminism stuff. You know, how to be more compassionate.

Chicks dig that crap, ya heard?

Cell 03

Griff:
So for my presentation I thought I would look at how one famous dude is changing the way we look at women.

Cell 04

Rhett:
Oh dear…

Kate:
Well this promises to be revolting…

Cell 05

Griff:
Of course, no artist is doing more for women than television wunderkind turn hip-hop superstar, Drake. After overcoming his devastating paraplegia caused by a gunshot wound, as depicted in the documentary Degrassi Junior High, he is now focusing all his attention to helping women.

Cell 06

Griff:
Not only does Drake write songs about ladies dressin’ all sexy and workin’ it, girl, in a recent interview on YouTube, like a good feminist, Drake explained how he keeps a chest full of bras from all the women he’s slept with, probably as a way of remembering them as people and not just objects.

Cell 07

Griff:
But more importantly, Drake took a firm stance against the savagery of breast reduction surgery, stating “I try and showcase the fact that women with a full chest is nothing to be ashamed of and you shouldn’t go get them reduced because they’re beautiful, breasts are a beautiful thing.”

Cell 08

Griff:
Drake is right, ladies. Somewhere in the world right now a woman is being pressured by society to get her jugs reduced because they’re “so big they’re ugly.” Well no more! I want you to I too think big boobies are awesome and the feminist thing to do is just let those big ta-tas sing loud and proud.

Cell 09

Griff:
Now let’s take a moment to recognize a real hero in the fight against breast mutilation, Mr. Aubrey Drake Graham. Actor, Singer, Feminist revolutionary.

Much respect.