Jeff can’t even imagine what high school would have been like with the social networking technology available to teens now-a-days. Sexting definitely complicates the dating world a bit…although Jeff probably would have still spent most of his nights playing video games. Nerd.
Flirty girl trying to ignore Tyler.
Yo, baby. Did you get my text earlier? The one with the picture of my abs and the message “Wanna do some laundry 2nite?”
Flirty girl still ignoring him, looking uncomfortable.
Well? Baby, I just wanna bust out the bounce sheets and tide you bounty.
Flirty Girl (embarrassed):
Can you just leave me alone?
Pfft. Bitch. Whatever you’re ugly anyway. I was just trying to do you a favour…
Hey Tyler, is it hard being such a shining example of humanity? Your mother must be so proud…
Shut it Komichi, you’re not much better.
Don’t worry, Tyler, I’m sure some day you’ll find true love.
When you’re older, you’ll meet a lovely woman who steals your heart. Sure, she’ll think you’re a dirt bag but I’m sure you’ll devise some way to capture and lock her in your basement for a few years.
Then she’ll escape, you’ll go to jail forever–no doubt stabbed to death during a dispute over cigarettes–and the world will be all the better with one less man whose is such a charming, but fragile, little snowflake.