Happy Canada Day from Cripz: A Webcomic

We interrupt our regular programming for a quick “Happy Canada Day” to our Canadian readers and a somber “For the love of God, put down that box of M80s and can of gasoline” to our friends from the south. Hopefully now it makes sense why we aren’t quite as…exuberant…with our national birthday celebration now. It’s going to be tough this year too because the Queen is touring Canada this week. To be safe I’ve been wearing my union jack underwear all week. For good measure, CBC should probably just replace all their programming with a week-long Coronation Street marathon. Oh no, I completely forgot about Don Cherry. Quick, someone hide Don Cherry! It’s not to late!