Where are the balls?

Jeff was watching the North American Power Hockey Tournament online when perhaps the best quote ever was uttered by the two amateur announcers:

Female Announcer: “The big North American Power Hockey Cup, that’s where all the balls are.”
Male Announcer: “That’s right, you just have to remember to take the balls out before putting the champagne in.”

It’s true, nobody wants balls in their champagne. Rarely do people want champagne on their balls…