Jeff can’t even imagine what high school would have been like with the social networking technology available to teens now-a-days. Sexting definitely complicates the dating world a bit…although Jeff probably would have still spent most of his nights playing video games. Nerd.
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Cell 01
Flirty girl trying to ignore Tyler.Tyler:
Yo, baby. Did you get my text earlier? The one with the picture of my abs and the message “Wanna do some laundry 2nite?”Cell 02
Flirty girl still ignoring him, looking uncomfortable.Tyler:
Well? Baby, I just wanna bust out the bounce sheets and tide you bounty.Cell 03
Flirty Girl (embarrassed):
Can you just leave me alone?Cell 04
Tyler:
Pfft. Bitch. Whatever you’re ugly anyway. I was just trying to do you a favour…Cell 05
Kate:
Hey Tyler, is it hard being such a shining example of humanity? Your mother must be so proud…Cell 06
Tyler:
Shut it Komichi, you’re not much better.Cell 07
Kate:
Don’t worry, Tyler, I’m sure some day you’ll find true love.Cell 08
Kate:
When you’re older, you’ll meet a lovely woman who steals your heart. Sure, she’ll think you’re a dirt bag but I’m sure you’ll devise some way to capture and lock her in your basement for a few years.Cell 09
Kate:
Then she’ll escape, you’ll go to jail forever–no doubt stabbed to death during a dispute over cigarettes–and the world will be all the better with one less man whose is such a charming, but fragile, little snowflake.