I’m just thankful I have the proper permits…those mall cops take those stickers quite seriously. In other news, what exactly has Griff killed for?
Are you going to sign up for ODSP?
I’m stackin’ too much paper my part-time job so I don’t qualify.
S’okay though, I kinda dig gettin’ my swag the ol’ fashion way. Got a real sweet position too. Lots of authority.
Image of Griff rolling up to a mother and two young kids at the wheelchair table in the food court.
Ma’am, you got a proper permit to be sitting at the handicapped table?
Um, no? We’re just eating lunch.
Griff pulls out a crowbar.
Ya’ll best be steppin’ off then. And if you be resistin’, I’m not above brutalizing a woman in front of her progeny.
Woman and children running away, Griff looking philosophical.
People be thinkin’ this sticker is just a joke or something. It ain’t. I’ve killed for less, lady.