Some other reasons not to go to a fair…
- Babies (and pre-teens, who are like babies only they kick harder when you pinch their cheeks).
- Games you can never win…it’s like being a member of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
- Carnies. There are carnies at fairs still, right?
- Vomiting (both food and ride related).
- Cattle wrangling/Cock Fights (lack thereof)/Russian Roulette (also lack thereof).
- The smell. That’s something you will never get out of there…ever.