Meeting of the GMPC Sub Committee on Future Direction

This episode is dedicated to the brave men and women who have discussions like this every day on Parliament Hill without ever hinting at the fact that it’s all a huge joke. Good work to the Government of Canada over the past week, you’re doing a great job at making stupid stuff seem really serious… Continue reading Meeting of the GMPC Sub Committee on Future Direction

Comic History: Stephen Hawking

Today’s episode is the first in a new series we’re calling “Comic History,” which depicts real events that have happened to Clara and Jeff which were simply too funny/astonishing to not share with everyone. Please be clear, these are real events that are as accurate representations of what happened as possible. Our first offering happened… Continue reading Comic History: Stephen Hawking

Labour

Clara is drowning in a sea of essays, midterms and group projects so I’m on my own this week. Apologies for any typos, nonsense, and tomfoolery–Clara is responsible to ensure none of those things happen. Hope you enjoyed the episode and Clara and I would like to dedicate this song to the teachers in Wisconsin… Continue reading Labour

Rhythm and Soul

In the interest of moving forward the disability rights movement, Clara and Jeff would like to offer a special Cripz prize to whoever creates the dubstep anthem of our movement. Please make sure the anthem is something we can krump to. Krumping is an important part of the disability rights movement. Sidenote: Jeff and Clara… Continue reading Rhythm and Soul

Elementary, My Dear Watson

The Internets are all a-buzz about this Jeopardy-playing computer. Secretly, we hope it’s discovered days later that IBM just put a midget in a box to answer all the questions. If you get tired of trying to figure that reference out, check out this. First the War of 1812 and now this…if nothing else, Canada is… Continue reading Elementary, My Dear Watson

The Cripple Card

Trish, Jeff’s older sister, used to call him “The Poor Little Boy in a Wheelchair,” in reference to his ability to get basically whatever he wanted simply because of the wheelchair. Taking Uncle Ben’s advice, Jeff always used this power cautiously and only for good. For anyone else out there currently holding a Cripple Card,… Continue reading The Cripple Card