It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp

Jeff can’t even imagine what high school would have been like with the social networking technology available to teens now-a-days. Sexting definitely complicates the dating world a bit…although Jeff probably would have still spent most of his nights playing video games. Nerd. TRANSCRIPT: Cell 01 Flirty girl trying to ignore Tyler. Tyler: Yo, baby. Did… Continue reading It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp

Part-time Job

I’m just thankful I have the proper permits…those mall cops take those stickers quite seriously. In other news, what exactly has Griff killed for? TRANSCRIPT: Cell 01 Rhett: Are you going to sign up for ODSP? Cell 02 Griff: I’m stackin’ too much paper my part-time job so I don’t qualify. Cell 03 Griff: S’okay though,… Continue reading Part-time Job

ODSP

Hrm. This program sounds kind of familiar. TRANSCRIPT: Cell 01 CAPTION: After School… Principle: Now, Rhett, Mr. Harlem tells me you had some…ahem…choice…words regarding F.A.T.S? Cell 02 Harlem: Tell’um that mumbo jumbo you’ve been spewing all afternoon. Rhett: Converting physical labour into fetishized commodity is against the rules of nature. Cell 03 Principle: I think… Continue reading ODSP

Forced Labour

This episode is dedicated to the fine folks at rTraction, a local web design company, who donate SO much time, money and energy to making London a better place. You don’t see that too often from a private business and they’re a business we can and should be really proud of. Keep up the great… Continue reading Forced Labour

Join the Army

Dear Michigan Militia who may be reading this comic. Please don’t mistake us for Red Coats the next time we’re in Michigan. Thank you, Jeff & Clara PS: Welcome to Season 4 of Cripz. Yay! TRANSCRIPT: Cell 01 CAPTION: First day back to school Rhett: Man, it feels like we just left this place… Griff:… Continue reading Join the Army

Definitions of Truth

It’s interesting how people can leave out/manipulate facts to support their arguments. Che Guevara was a bad man because he murdered people. Barack Obama is a good President because he isn’t closing down Guantanamo Bay as promised. Fact really just depends on how you look at things. Having said that, it’s a fact that Sessionals… Continue reading Definitions of Truth