Potty Mouth

Potty Mouth

Ever notice how people act totally different once a wheelchair shows up? I’ve seen it all, everything from people talking loudly and slowly so my simple little brain can understand what they’re saying to people who stop swearing around me to protect my precious virgin ears. In that vein, this episode is dedicated to anyone… Continue reading Potty Mouth

Barcelona Travel Log — Day 3 — This Gaudi guy is pretty good

Ugh. It was tough getting up this morning. Today marks the first (and hopefully last) day where we almost missed breakfast. Jeff was moving at a glacial pace this morning after our late arrive to the hotel and his tossing and turning most of the night. Hey jet lag, bugger off! In the end, we… Continue reading Barcelona Travel Log — Day 3 — This Gaudi guy is pretty good

Barcelona Travel Log — Day 2 — “I can too beat jet la..zzzzzzzzz”

Jeff here. Despite what everyone said, Jeff managed to sleep the whooooole night last night without any problem. Jeff was absolutely dead to the world. After such a huge sleep, it was finally time to tackle the battery charger problem. Before coming to Barcelona, I found a website dedicated to accessibility here and included on… Continue reading Barcelona Travel Log — Day 2 — “I can too beat jet la..zzzzzzzzz”

Barcelona Travel Log — Day 1 — Jeff Sucks At Beating Jet Lag

As we were sitting here watching a brutally attacked man reach for corks on a shelf on a television soap opera we don’t understand, we decided to write a little blog post about how our trip is so far. Things got off to a bad start for Jefferoo when the flight attendant came to his… Continue reading Barcelona Travel Log — Day 1 — Jeff Sucks At Beating Jet Lag

Barcelona or bust

Today’s the big day, my flight to Barcelona. The drive to the airport was quite interesting, as people kept honking at us and looking generally pissed off. After spending about an hour on the 401 thinking that everyone in Toronto was still a bit pissy about that whole G20 thing we discovered upon arrival that… Continue reading Barcelona or bust

Celeb for a day

Today was the 15th annual Jeff Preston Celebrity Golf Tournament. Yea, I have a golf tournament named after me…it’s humbling, embarrassing, and brag-worthy all at the same time. For the third year in a row, the skies opened up and poured rain on the little community of Saugeen Shores the night before the tournament, only to… Continue reading Celeb for a day

The Sickness

Back with another comic, right on schedule! I’ve been busy preparing for my presentation tomorrow at Ignite London. Speaking of which, if you’re around tomorrow night you should come by Gigs Grillhouse on Talbot and see me speak! I’m up first, which will make my impending failure that much more spectacular. Come watch the fireworks!

Go see “Time To Put My Socks On” or else!

Just a heads up that a fabulous show starring disabled comedian Alan Shain is on TONIGHT in Ottawa at the Irving Greenberg Theatre Centre studio. The show is apparently fantastic, so says a savvy reviewer here. If you’re in Ottawa and looking for a gay ol’ night on the town, head over and see a… Continue reading Go see “Time To Put My Socks On” or else!

Welcome to Flavour Country

Howdy sports fans, it’s Jeff here flying solo. It’s almost been a week since Clara left and I miss her. Kurzweil misses her too, he keeps tugging to go to her house when we’re out on our nightly walks. Anyway, another week another comic. It seems like it’s been a long time since the last… Continue reading Welcome to Flavour Country